It's the dweeb convention and I'm the keynote speaker.
teamfreekickass:

The sad thing about this picture is despite how long ago it was…I haven’t changed.

teamfreekickass:

The sad thing about this picture is despite how long ago it was…I haven’t changed.

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neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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(via seductive-sunglasses-emoji)

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necromatador:

So I did a thing mostly because I wanted to see if I could get through it and how many complete breaths it would take to do so.

Here’s the original text with the original posters of the text so thanks to them for this glorious bit of reading/speaking.

The word “church” no longer looks or sounds like a word.

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42 minutes ago

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

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“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

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“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

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"That’s your otp?"

"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

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"That’s your otp?"

"But one of them is dead."

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dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

(via ask-sexy-levi)

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alarmingpenguin:

lokishappysolstice:

New York Times bestselling author John Green

it’s a metaphor, you see

alarmingpenguin:

lokishappysolstice:

New York Times bestselling author John Green

it’s a metaphor, you see

(Source: lokispygmypuff, via croisantblog)

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53 minutes ago
ask-that-cosplay:

"Get back here Hanji or I’m gunna mop your face!" 

ask-that-cosplay:

"Get back here Hanji or I’m gunna mop your face!" 

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