“will u marry me?”
Dermatologists hate me.
MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY
so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up
take me here on our first date
Thank..s… I guess…
did you just say the n word?
Okay, just here me out for a second.
Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.